Conservatives Furious Over Historical Implications Of Mississippi Error
Due to an error in not filing documents stating Mississippi’s ratification of the 13th amendment ending slavery, historical references will now show that slavery ended under President Obama’s second...
View ArticleCPAC 2013 Ended and So Didn’t Their Movement
Closing out of the 2013 CPAC (Conservative People Acting Crazy) conference has left many on the right feeling less than exhilarated. Their ideals, thoughts, and policies that no longer align with...
View ArticleConservative: It’s What Smart Gays, Blacks and Young Are Voting
Liberal Bastion Americans For Prosperity has a new study out, and it proves what real Americans have known for some time; smart people from all walks of life plan to vote conservative. “[Conservative]...
View ArticleConservative Group Angered over Leftish Bias of Bible Translations
The Freedom Under a Christian Ruled Society (FUCRS) today announced their outright disgust at bible translations with a blatantly liberal agenda and plans to have the Good Book translated from the New...
View ArticleGOP Blames Rise in Lesbianism on Obama Administration
On Tuesday night, President Barack Obama gave his 5th State of the Union address. It was a mixed bag, if you ask anyone who was listening. As usual, Obama failed in his attempt to bring the country to...
View ArticleArizona State Legisislature Votes To Change State Motto, Slogan
Giddy with the joy of Christ at successfully legalizing state sponsored endorsement of dark age phobias and insanities the Arizona State Legislature voted to to change the State slogan and motto along...
View ArticleAn intellectual discussion on capital punishment, how foreign talk is turning...
Some people have brought up the issue of morality considering the death penalty. Some even have the audacity to say that “thou shall not kill” is an integral part of the Bible. To these heretics I...
View ArticleMegyn Kelly is Still a Massive Twat, But Mitt Romney Has a Huge Wang...
Megyn Kelly, anchor of some white guy’s network, is still being pursued by liberals and stuff, claiming that her blatant and sour opinions that put people to shame were morally wrong and shouldn’t be...
View ArticleConservatives and Liberals Still Trying to Convert Each Other
WASHINGTON – A new poll of 1,000 American adults reveals that both conservatives and liberals believe it is possible to “convert” other people to change their political orientation. The recent...
View ArticleFact-Checking Sarah Palin’s Incomprehensible Speech
Sarah Palin was invited to spew a lahar of molten cuckoo at the Iowa Freedom Summit, proudly sponsored by Citizens United. She did not fail to fail to impress. I took it upon myself to fact-check her...
View ArticleTory Candidates: As-Yet-Entirely-Unspeculated Cameron Coup (1/2)
The objective media has been slandering Mr TM for his Miliband/Labour-Leak article “bias.” What a dazzling array of Neo-New-Labour candidates… … … … … … But if only such were true only of Our Tories....
View ArticleTory Candidates: As-Yet-Entirely-Unspeculated Cameron Coup (2/2)
I’m going to list for you all the Tory politicians I admire and respect and who I think fully deserve to be UK PM… … … … … … Um… never mind. Here are a few more candidates anyway. Benito Mussolini:...
View ArticleDavid Cameron Apologises for “Humanitarian Caliphate” Smear
David Cameron has been forced to make a humiliating climbdown, after incorrectly claiming that the Humanitarian Caliphate is an even better caliphate than the Daesh/IS/ISIS/ISIL/IKEA one. Calm down...
View ArticlePrime Minister Disraeli: 7 Hilariously Cutting Putdowns
1. Civilization and Savage Witticisms Benjamin Disraeli, the English Frankie Boyle, is quite possibly the most aristocratically flamboyant and cutting Prime Minister in UK history. With perfect comic...
View ArticleTheresa May: ‘Win the Hearts of Moderate Homosexual Community’
Apparently, because Theresa May is from the Conservative Party, she has the dispiriting responsibility of reluctantly assimilating individuals in a rather more blunt and crude way than Labour or Lib...
View ArticleGlossy News Soccer, um, FOOTBALL Round-up! (1/2)
The new season has already started over here, so time to take a more politically-conscious eye at the footballing world. Strictly Come Quatsching Notable literary critic and Daily Mail man of letters™...
View Article‘Is the Pope Catholic?’ No, Says Republican Congressman
Dennis Ladel, a Republican congressman from central Arkansas, says Pope Francis ‘is not Catholic enough to be Pope’. The freshman congressman objected to a number of positions the Pope took softening...
View ArticleIain Duncan Smith: ‘IDS Saves Disabled from Useless Suffering’ (1/2)
Iain Duncan Smith has recently shed some Blair tears over disabled people in the UK. However, believe it or not, most disabled people have been so arrogant and ungrateful as to repudiate his...
View ArticleRepublicans Vanish in Puffs of Smoke when called Evil
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats are rejoicing after the Republican population has shrunk by nearly two thirds because its opponents have discovered a technique for making the conservatives...
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